October 29, 2019

Josh Porter

Why IT: Chapter Two Was Lame and I'm Mad

October 29, 2019

Josh Porter

Why IT: Chapter Two Was Lame and I'm Mad

All of Matt Hughes’ concerns, nit-picks, and downright objections to IT: Chapter Two.

November 22, 2017

Tyler Hanns

33 Days of Christmas Movies (2017)

November 22, 2017

Tyler Hanns

Happy holidays to all casual movie goers, film lovers, and cinephiles! For the second year in a row, You Hate Movies is bringing a grand tradition from out of our homes and into your yuletide movie room: The 33 Days of Christmas Movies!

September 20, 2017

Josh Porter

We Need More Movie (Experiences) Like mother!

September 20, 2017

Josh Porter

We Need More Movie (Experiences) Like mother!

A well-worn clickbait trope of film journalism is the article in which one lists the Most Disturbing/Shocking/Controversial (or some such synonym) Movies Of All Time. I’ll be the first to admit that I am a sucker for such clickbait.

December 31, 2016

Matt Hughes

Matt's Mid-Year Resolution

December 31, 2016

Matt Hughes

Matt loves movies. He loves movies so much they inspired him to make a mid-year resolution. This summer, after watching two rather inspiring films, Matt said, “I’ll be an Avenger by Christmas.” Was his resolution to lose weight and get buff a success? See the before and after photos.

December 7, 2016

Tyler Hanns

How to throw a "Home Alone" Party

December 7, 2016

Tyler Hanns

Every Christmas, You Hate Movies presents the annual Home Alone Christmas Party. Cinephiles, film lovers, and casual movie goers alike come together to celebrate these landmark films upon the landscape of human history. Here is how to throw your own Home Alone party.

November 21, 2016

Tyler Hanns

33 Days of Christmas Movies

November 21, 2016

Tyler Hanns

Happy holidays to all casual movie goers, film lovers, and cinephiles! For the second year in a row, You Hate Movies is bringing a grand tradition from out of our homes and into your yuletide movie room: The 33 Days of Christmas Movies!

September 19, 2016

Josh Porter

Movies Are Always Better Than TV

September 19, 2016

Josh Porter

Over the last few years, there has surfaced a strange cultural conceit that TV has begun to replace movies as the more artful, grownup means of telling stories. But the best TV can never hope to achieve what the best movies accomplish with ease. I’ll tell you why.

September 7, 2016

You Hate Movies

Fight Club: The Greatest Movie Ever (Maybe)

September 7, 2016

You Hate Movies

Fight Club: The Greatest Movie Ever (Maybe)

Initially a box office flop, making only $37 million domestically, barely half of it’s production budget, Fight Club has since come into its own, now sitting at #10 of IMDB’s top 250 movies of all time. Not that one should place a lot of stock in that top 10, as there are a couple of real duds far too high (*cough* Lord of the Rings *cough*).